Title: Pics or it Didn’t happen Author:
sunnyjune46Rating: PG-13Word Count: 4,735Prompt: EggnogWarnings: Infrequent “fowl” language. Summary: Hermione and Draco haven"t been together for 6 months and also many, including Ron, desire to save it that way.
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A/N: for those the you that are acquainted with Facebook, the newsfeed typically updates indigenous the top but for mystery’s sake, my variation updates from the bottom. I hope the format doesn’t make points too confusing. I thought this to be a unique format and had a many fun playing about with it. ~ pretend that any kind of grammar/spelling mistakes space intentional and component of the informality the the technology. :-) Also, a thousand thanks to
kalina_blue for her expensive patience.Pics or It didn’t Happen* * * 7 Days prior to Christmas * * *Neville Longbottom “Here comes Santa Claus, right here comes Santa Claus, appropriate down Santa Claus lane…” 13 hours back via wiPhone – Comment – like – Dislike Hermione Granger don’t forget to sign up because that the Charity Christmas round supporting W.I.C. Witches, Infants, and also Children. Tickets because that the ball just 35 galleons!12 hours earlier via Snazzleberry – Comment – favor – Dislike Draco Malfoy simply bought Majorca.9 hours back – Comment – favor – Dislike Lavender Brown Christmas shopping!!8 hours ago – Comment – choose – Dislike 4 people like this.Seamus Finnegan C:UserssfiggyAppDataLocalSpellsTechPortalsTemporary Wiznet FilesContent.OutlookHDJUAPNXflash9 (3).swf check this out!3 hours back – Comment – like – Dislike Draco Malfoy dislikes this.Draco Malfoy are you an you are fool or new to making use of computers?3 hours ago - prefer – Dislike Seamus Finnegan no it awesome?2 hours back – choose – DislikeDraco Malfoy i wouldn’t know if miscellaneous is or no awesome … that record path is for your computer. It’s not a connect for the wiznet.2 hours ago – favor – Dislike Seamus Finnegan copy and paste it into your wiznet browser! 30 minutes back – like – Dislike Draco Malfoy it. Does. Not. Work! it is no a wiznet link, moron. 5 minutes ago – prefer – Dislike Seamus Finnegan IT functions ON my COMPUTER! 1 minute ago – prefer – Dislike Draco Malfoy someone, anyone, ago me increase on this one. a couple of seconds earlier – like – Dislike Draco Malfoy can no longer abide idiots. Will certainly be moving to brand-new guinea to live through the pygmies.3 hours earlier – Comment – prefer – Dislike Ron Weasley thinks the Cannons are going to take the Cup this year! all the means baby!30 minutes back – Comment – prefer – Dislike Dean Thomas Beg come differ, mate. Falcons for the win! did you check out that play by Morris critical match? virtually bludgeoned Naderi to death! F-awesome!!!!25 minutes ago – like – DislikeHarry Potter You’re a true friend, Ron. Dean, didn’t i just give you and Seamus cost-free tickets come my last match? thanks for the support, evaluate it.20 minutes earlier – prefer – DislikeDraco Malfoy just sold Majorca. Buying a hot bathtub instead.10 minutes ago – Comment – choose – Dislike Between Ginny (Weasley) Potter and Hermione Granger. Ginny (Weasley) PotterHermione! Guess who I saw today having lunch? Draco Malfoy! You’ll never ever guess that he to be eating with – well, perhaps you would. YOU! You to be eating lunch v Draco Malfoy and I, because that one, am fully gobsmacked the you would be uncovered in even the exact same room through that rat-faced-crap-for-brains-Malfoy, share not only airspace, but likewise a table, no less! After every little thing he did come you. Toying through you, top you on, making you think you had a future and then thefts it all away from you, making girlfriend look favor the world’s best fool. The Hermione I recognize wouldn’t have done together a thing. After he hurt you, I’d never seen girlfriend so sad and also despondent, not also when mine idiotic brothers dumped you because that Daphne Greengrass’s cousin top top Valentine’s Day.I just want to recognize who you provided the Polyjuice medicine to, that’s all.XOXO,GinnyHermione GrangerYou’re a great friend, Ginny, and also I will forgive you because that calling me a fool due to the fact that I know you have the best of intentions. Ns will likewise forgive you because that bringing up the Valentine’s Day disaster of ’06, also though we had actually both sworn to never ever again cite that horrid day. Ns did, in fact, have actually lunch with Draco. It was a company meeting regarding a considerable donation to the was standing for Elf Literacy structure by Malfoy Incorporated. I was able to tolerate his presence for the sake of the foundation but found no pleasure, otherwise, from his company.Before ns forget, candlestick I placed you and also Harry under for 2 tickets to the ball? repeat Harry the it is black tie, dress robes mandatory. Best,HermioneP.S. He wore the shirt ns bought him last Christmas, the one through the stripes that he told me he had to use to placed out a rubbish bin fire. What execute you think the means?Between harry Potter and Draco Malfoy. Harry PotterMy mam tells me that you had lunch through Hermione. I believed I told you to stay away from her. Care to explain?Also, Ron thought you could want to join his Fantasy Quidditch team. 10 galleons in the pot come join.Draco MalfoyYou didn’t say to stay away from she “indefinitely”. I taken the original threat as having actually a shelf life of 6 months as no identify timeframe was formerly stipulated. Six months have actually come and gone and also I felt that it to be within my rights to have lunch with Hermione, whom, I might add, voluntarily i agreeed to do so (albeit, under the guise the “business”).Tell Weaslebee that I’m in just if i get very first draft-pick for seeker. I’m thinking of selecting Featherstonehaugh.One much more thing: You owe me thirty galleons as Hermione did no curse me v infertility upon our first face-to-face conference post-break up. Harry Potter That’s what you think. Hermione master wordless spells earlier in third year. If you setup on having little Malfoys someday, God forbid, I’d go get tested.It’s a sad day once you need to submit to subterfuge to get a witch to walk out v you. All I understand is if friend hurt Hermione again, I have actually it on great authority (via my wife) that you’ll be singing soprano in the Christmas choir. Capisce? Featherstonehaugh?! He can’t spot the ocean from a rowboat, allow alone discover a snitch. You need to draft a real contender, someone v a .600 average, the only seeker in the entire EQL to have actually such an typical … ME!Draco Malfoy. Eh. * * * 6 Days before Christmas * * *Neville Longbottom “Deck the halls through boughs the holly, fa la la la la la la la laa…” 12 hours earlier via wiPhone – Comment – choose – Dislike Hermione Granger Three more days to gain your tickets for the charity ball! This is a season of mental those less fortunate, be sure to execute your component to help those in need. :)12 hours ago via Snazzleberry – Comment – like – DislikePercy Weasley just kissed heather Trager. Bliss.11 hours ago - Comment – like – DislikeGeorge Weasley pics or it no happen.10 hours ago via Snazzleberry – like – Dislike Fred Weasley I second that. Ns not persuaded you’re no Seeking because that the various other team. Pics or it didn’t happen.10 hours back via Snazzleberry – like – DislikeLuna Lovegood It did happen. Ns was there.9 hours ago – like – DislikePercy Weasley Of course it happened. I skilled it and it was heaven. Many thanks Luna, but, um, you were there? i didn’t see you.9 hours earlier – prefer – DislikeLuna Lovegood I was in the break room, scouting for snarflacks.9 hours back – choose – DislikeBill Weasley Phrases like “heaven” don’t help your case, bro.8 hours back via wiPhone – choose – DislikeCharlie Weasley ns wanna watch some pics! Gotta have proof the you snogged her! Btw, that is heather Trager?7 hours earlier – favor – DislikeFred Weasley She’s his secretary. Huge wig barrister is covertly lusting ~ his secretary, the perv. 6 hours earlier via Snazzleberry – favor – DislikePercy Weasley I’m no gay! ns kissed her! It to be beautiful and special and you’re all destroying it. Ns don’t need photographic evidence of our love.6 hours ago – favor – DislikeGeorge Weasley Let us speak in fancy barrister terms so ours allegedly-other-team-seeking-brother have the right to understand. My client, one Fred Weasley, has actually invoked the rule of “pics or it didn’t happen” stated in the Bro Code, section 8, i 3. If that pleases the court, us cite: “Pics or the didn’t happen is come be offered in the occasion a insurance claim is do that entails personal, brag-worthy accomplishments, especially or rare sights/occurrences, and also tales relating to alcohol or drug use.” for example, as soon as Ron walk arse end teakettle at last year’s brand-new Year’s eve party right right into Luna Lovegood’s rack. bill Weasley caught it ~ above his wiPhone and also it is maintained for every posterity.4 hours earlier via Snazzleberry – prefer – DislikePercy Weasley however I have actually a witness, Luna!3 hours ago – like – DislikeLuna Lovegood that did happen. I was there.3 hours ago – like – DislikeGeorge Weasley Motion come strike. Evil was not actually existing at said venue of indiscretion and is also lacking in credibility, as she believes in snarflacks. 2 hours ago via Snazzleberry – prefer - DislikeLuna Lovegood http://www.wizipages.com/snarflacks2 hours back – choose – DislikeGeorge Weasley I rest my case. Following witness!1 hour ago via Snazzleberry – favor – DislikePercy Weasley over there is no case! You’re all being ridiculous. Relocate to dismiss! The start is gift hostile towards my witness.1 hour back – choose – DislikeBill Weasley Overruled. 1 hour earlier via wiPhone – choose – DislikeCharlie Weasley i’m confused. Did that kiss her or not?45 minutes back – like – DislikeRon Weasley You males promised come delete that picture!38 minutes earlier – choose – DislikePercy Weasley I’ll do them delete it because that you Ron if you make them closeup of the door up because that me.25 minutes earlier – choose – DislikeRon Weasley Done. 17 minutes back – choose – DislikeGeorge Weasley Percy…11 minutes back via Snazzleberry – like – DislikePercy Weasley currently what?7 minutes back – like – DislikeFred Weasley pics or it no happen.a few seconds earlier via Snazzleberry – favor – DislikeLavender Brown is now in a relationship.2 hours ago – Comment – choose – DislikeGeorge Weasley is now friends with Luna Lovegood. 1 hour earlier via Snazzleberry.Between Ginny (Weasley) Potter and Harry Potter. Ginny (Weasley) PotterHarry, ns think us should have actually Hermione over because that dinner. She hasn’t to be herself lately and also I can’t assist but think it’s since of Malfoy. Ever since they had actually lunch together, she’s been distracted and also distant. He’s started sending her flowers! ns swear if that rat-faced-turnips-for-brains harms Hermione again, he’s going to wish he’d never been born!Harry PotterDinner sound good. Malfoy looks much more like a ferret to me, IMO.Ginny (Weasley) PotterMaybe you need to invite among the males from the Canon’s? who is the really good looking one? The beater? no the one who damaged is nose last Saturday, yet the cute one, v the scar over his eyebrow? He’s about your height, a tiny taller maybe, quite build? amazing arms, broad shoulders?Harry PotterYeah, sure, you’re talking around Gibbons. Perhaps I’ll carry him over and Hermione and also I deserve to go out and leave friend alone come drool end him, seeing exactly how you seem come recall every tiny detail about him and also his body conserve for his name.Ginny (Weasley) PotterIf I wanted unbridled and also unwarranted fits that jealousy, I’d go over come Ron’s and get him started on Malfoy’s brand-new hot tub, so shut it.Love you!* * * 5 Days prior to Christmas * * *Neville Longbottom “Oh ho, the mistletoe hung whereby you deserve to see…” 16 hours ago via wiPhone – Comment – prefer – Dislike Ginny (Weasley) Potter likes the on the bed, the floor, the closet, and the couch. ;)11 hours ago - Comment – prefer – DislikeHermione Granger i’m fond of it on the desk.9 hours earlier via Snazzleberry – like – DislikeLuna Lovegood I favor it ~ above the doorknob.9 hours ago – prefer – DislikeFleur Weasley I enjoy it ~ above the kitchen counter. We must need to put ours purses somewhere, no? :)8 hours back – like – DislikeMolly Weasley Oh! she talking around your handbags. I assumed you were talking about … Oh, speak of which, Ginny, ns hope you and also Harry are tough at occupational making me granbabies. 6 hours back – prefer – DislikeHarry Potter I execute my best, Molly.4 hours ago – choose – DislikeMolly Weasley I’m certain you do, Harry. Nothing prefer working difficult at Quidditch to stimulate the, ahem, appetite. Just remember what ns told you around gravity.4 hours back – prefer – DislikeGinny (Weasley) Potter dislikes this.Ginny (Weasley) Potter Mom, i don’t choose being friends with you ~ above magebook.1 hour ago – favor - DislikeLuna Lovegood knows why a crow is like a writing desk. 7 hours earlier – Comment – like – Dislike N. Tonks-Lupin Tree is trimmed! Stockings hung with care! safety the evening by the fire v my yummy hubby.7 hours ago – Comment – choose – DislikeRemus Lupin likes this.Lavender Brown is currently single.7 hours ago – Comment – prefer – Dislike Harry Potter can’t uncover my happy socks. :(6 hours back – Comment – like – Dislike Ginny (Weasley) Potter they’re in the bin; girlfriend can’t contact them socks if your toes go all the method through the end. I’ll buy you some new ones, ones without holes.about an hour ago – favor – DislikeHarry Potter however then they i will not ~ be lucky! I need them for my Quidditch enhance tonight!!!!20 minutes earlier – prefer – DislikeBetween Ron Weasley and Harry Potter. Ron WeasleyHi Harry. I was simply at the shops choose up some pickles and also nutella and saw Hermione. She no look therefore great. She to be standing in former of the box goods, mumbling to a believe of beets around elves and also donations and roses and white-haired-good-for-nothings. Execute you recognize anything about it? ns think she’s lastly gone bonkers.Harry PotterI think it has actually something to execute with Malfoy. Ginny called me they had a service lunch the various other day and also that he’s sent her 2 bouquets of roses due to the fact that then. Ns think he is trying to get her back.Ron WeasleyThat pure spacker! First, he bungles the breeze pick and chooses Summerby and now he wants to obtain his ferrety paws top top Hermione again? not bloodly likely!Harry PotterI’m not certain we have much an option in the matter. Short of offering them both anti-love potions, fine just have to let them type things out for themselves.Are girlfriend going to Hermione’s ball? Dumb question. I’ve to be instructed to remind you that your visibility is compulsory, no optional.Ron WeasleyHarry, I have actually an idea.Between Ron Weasley and Fred Weasley and George Weasley. Ron WeasleyGuys, I need your help. It entails Potion #10 from her Romance line and also some eggnog.Fred WeasleyIntriguing.George WeasleyWe’re listening . . .* * * 4 Days before Christmas * * *Neville Longbottom “Oh, the weather exterior is frightful…” 7 hours ago via wiPhone – Comment – like – Dislike Dean Thomas is currently in a relationship.6 hours earlier – Comment – like – DislikeDraco Malfoy finnegan lastly give in?6 hours back – prefer – DislikeDean Thomas What?! NO! i’m seeing a girl. A G-I-R-L.6 hours earlier – favor – DislikeDraco Malfoy really? what’s she name?5 hours ago – choose – DislikeDean cutting board Shawna Fraser.5 hours ago – like – DislikeGeorge Weasley liar, liar, trousers on fire.
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4 hours back via Snazzleberry – choose – DislikeFred Weasley Thomas, you’re so much in the closet you’re having actually adventures in Warnia.4 hours ago via Snazzleberry – prefer – DislikeDean Thomas the Narnia. And also no ns not!3 hours back – choose – DislikeRon Weasley just checked-in